When you really need somebody to shut up

When someone calls you on the phone but doesn't bother to tell you who they are

And good riddance to you

Living out in the tropics

When nobody told you it was a costume party

When you're out with friends but everyone's too busy playing with their smartphones

When the boss catches you on Facebook in the office

When someone asks you a question that you'd rather not answer

When that cute dress you bought online fits terribly on you

Pick up the phone

When you've called for the billionth time and nobody's picking up the phone